The quintessential summer shoe. Navy patent Gucci leather & cork wedge with nautical stripes & gold accents atop a 5.5" platform heel. Hello? Are you kidding me? This shoe screams "I'm on my way to Monaco with Alessandro" if ever a shoe has. And it's on sale right now.

Please pair with a white bikini with gold accents and the prettiest nearly-sheer coverup this side of the Cote d'Azur. Pile on the gold bracelets, your biggest Tom Ford glasses and stand tall - for other international hotties are surely trying to put the squeeze on your eligible yachtsman.

Here's to hoping you can wear one of the very few sizes left (a few lone pairs do exist at both extremes of the footwear spectrum, of course). These are 50% off at net-a-porter.com. Right now. You're welcome ;)