Leave it to Jimmy Choo to turn the orange neoprene fad into something truly remarkable. I'm not saying I'll be buying these, but until this image popped up in my mailbox I thought this was a wacky trend that indicated designers had run out of ideas for typical fashion fabrics.

Now seeing this... I'm intrigued and a bit excited. These are so insanely wild they look downright wearable. Not to mention sexy. Maybe now you'll know what footwear to put on at that garden wedding you've been invited to this spring. After all, a girl can't risk getting a normal pair of shoes wet. But these? These can take it.