Is it just me, or do these rooms remind you of some of the resorts in Arizona? It's got that spartan appeal of a Scottsdale day spa. I can almost imagine the cacti outside and the blazing sun over the crystal blue waters of the pool. It's as though I've just had my Hot Rock Body Massage and my vichy shower and have been told to step into the spa area until they call my name for my next treatment.

Quick, bring me my cucumber eye mask! I'll be in this tub for a little while between while I await my Tahitian Body Wrap. Time for some shut eye ;)