Mr. Trump, if you're reading my blog I thought I'd save you some time. Just go ahead and award me one of those 10 grand prizes. I'm the perfect candidate to receive a copy of your latest book.

Don't believe it? If you have a moment to browse the site I'm sure you'll agree I have vision, ambition and enough moxie to be a worthy recipient. A signed copy of Think Like a Champion is what I'm after. Because I do, in fact, think like a champion and I'd be honored to have a copy in my possession.

You, fine sir, are one of my absolute favorite capitalists (and I do love me some capitalists!). Your irreverence, your absolute refusal to quit, your drive, your vision. You are truly a Don. But you can keep that key chain. I really just want a signed copy of what is sure to be an inspiring book.